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by Aleister Crowley

http://happilyfreethinking.blogspot.com/2009/02/explaining-god-to-child.html
 
Little, 7-year-old Timmy: "Hey, Mr. Will. What's God?"
Will: "That's a good question. I suppose that depends on who you ask."
 
Timmy: "I'm asking you!"
Will: "Alright, hand me that scotch and I'll tell you. Good. Do you
ever play with toys, Timmy? Maybe little action figures, legos, and
trucks?"
 
Timmy: "Of course."
Will: "When you play with legos and trucks and things, do they act
like trucks or do they act like people?"
 
Timmy: *thinking* "What do you mean?"
Will: "When you're playing with the toys, do they talk and think like people?"
 
Timmy: "Yeah!"
Will: "Why do you think that is?"
 
Timmy: "I dunno. Why?"
Will: "Hand me that airplane glue and I'll explain my theory.
People—human beings—are social. We have to team up in order to get
things done a lot of the time. Most of the time, throughout our
history, we've lived in groups of people, not alone. Think back to
what you learned in school about cavemen. They lived with family and
friends, and everybody had to help out just so they could survive."
 
Timmy: "Like Democrats!"
Will: "You've got it. Well, because we had to all work together so
much, people had to learn really early how to understand other people.
It's hard to communicate and get something done if you don't
understand the person or people you're working with. Well, this skill
grew in humans very early. The better people were at understanding
other people, the more likely they all were to survive. This trait
became a survival trait. Before too long, most if not all people were
pretty good at sympathizing with other people, understanding other
people's thought processes, and using teamwork to get things done. And
we were really successful. We spread out of a small place in Africa
into the Middle East, then South Asia and even Europe. Before too
long, we were the dominant species on the whole planet."
 
Timmy: "Cool. But what does this have to do with trucks?"
Will: "Stop interrupting and hand me that salvia. Whoa... Anyway,
because humans were so smart, we were always trying to learn and
understand everything around us. The problem, though, was that we
didn't have thousands of years of science to built on like we do
today. There's no way a hunter-gatherer from 8,000 B.C. could
understand that the sun was made up of a nuclear furnace, burning
hydrogen so hot that it turns into helium, nearly 100 million miles
away. How could they? Astronomy was still in its infancy, and real
nuclear physics wouldn't be along for nearly another 10,000 years. But
that didn't stop them from being curious... so they guessed."
 
Timmy: "Are you okay? You look dizzy and you keep licking the couch."
Will: "Yeah, salvia's a hell of a thing. So how do you think they
explained the sun?"
 
Timmy: "I dunno."
Will: "They did what they'd learned how to do over thousands of years;
they gave it a personality so they could relate to it."
 
Timmy: "But the sun's not a person! It's a fireball!"
Will: "You know that and I know that, but they had no idea. All they
saw was a warm ball that rose and fell every day, and they knew it was
very, very important. The knew the sun was necessary for warmth, for
growing crops, for telling when the harvest season was going to end,
and even just telling what time it was during the day. The sun was
important! So what happens when you combine these? What happens when
you combine a great natural phenomena with a personality?"
 
Timmy: "God!"
Will: "Basically, yes. They figured that this very, very powerful
personality was something to revere, so they started worshiping the
sun. And because the sun isn't consistent—some days are hot, some days
are cold—they assumed that their behavior could influence the sun god.
Appeasing the sun god was thought to have positive results and
angering the sun god was thought to have negative results."
 
Timmy: "But that's not how it works. The sun does what it does because
of other reasons."
Will: "You're absolutely right. Because of that, the response to their
praise and worship wasn't consistent. You can pray to the sun one day
and have it sunny, and you can pray to the sun and have it cold the
next. This is when something pretty bad happened. Because people
thought they could communicate with the sun, they thought that somehow
that gave them a supernatural importance, and people got kinda
addicted. The people that were the most addicted became priests and
shamans. These were spiritual leaders that were expected to be
authorities on what the sun wanted or how the sun thought. As time
went on, other natural phenomena were also given personality, and
eventually they were just assigning gods to whatever. There were wind
gods, and ocean gods, and sky gods. And then people with one set of
gods would meet other people with another set of gods. This generally
didn't go very well. Inevitably one group would try to convert the
other and they'd either succeed or they'd both fight."
 
Timmy: "That's stupid!"
Will: "Yes. We're still doing it today, though."
 
Timmy: "Wait, I mean the Christian God."
Will: "I'm getting to that. Hand me that tequila and I'll explain it.
Eventually, it was the gods and not the phenomena that were important
to people. God wasn't the sun god, Ra, anymore, it was king of the
gods Zeus, for example. Zeus did throw lightning, but that wasn't why
he was praised anymore. Religion had gone from being the predecessor
of science to being something that dominated society. Then came the
Jews."
 
Timmy: "Like John Stewart?"
Will: "Sort of. Around 2000 B.C., a man named Abraham had a vision,
like what I just had with the salvia, and thought he saw angels. He
was scared, but because he got his wife pregnant he believed it was
true. He gathered together old myths that had been handed down from
some of his ancestors and then started a religion that we now call
Judaism. He passed down the religion to his sons, and they added a bit
more, and then their sons added a bit more. Before long—maybe 600-700
years—they had a lot of followers. They were all over the area we now
call Israel. Anyway, they ruled for a while, were conquered a few
times; normal religion stuff. Somewhere along the way, priests and
"prophets" discovered one of the best ways to keep people believing in
a religion, they and others found, was to make vague prophesies. These
were just guesses about what might happen. If they came true, and they
usually did because they were so vague, they could use that as
evidence that their faith is real. Judaism had prophecies, too, about
a savior coming from their god to usher in some new age. Anyway after
a while, according to Christianity, a man came along. His name was
Yeshua bin Joseph but most people now just call him Jesus or Jesus
Christ."
 
Timmy: "Jesus Christ!"
Will: "Yes. This part is a bit of a mystery, because we're not really
sure if there was a real Jesus or not."
 
Timmy: "What?! Why?"
Will: "The thing is, they didn't start writing the Bible until like 70
years after Jesus was supposedly born. And the accounts of Jesus' life
aren't consistent going from author to author. The worst part is that
evidence outside of the Bible that we have now usually came from the
Bible at one point or another or was made up. We'll probably never
know for sure if he was real or just a combination of other religious
figures."
 
Timmy: "Fuck!"
Will: "Whoa, watch the language. No more HBO for you."
 
Timmy: "So god is just people believing in nothing? Wait a second, we
already know about how the sun works, though. We know how a lot of
things work. Why do people still believe in god?"
Will: "A few reasons. First, when you're really little, you tend to
believe what your parents and other adults tell you. It's another
survival trait. Back in the caveman days, if your mother told you to
stay away from wolves, you had better stay away from wolves. Those
kids that didn't listen were probably delicious, and they were eaten
before they could reproduce. Another reason has to do with the way
people interact. There's something called groupthink. Because humans
have done so well when we cooperate, it's become a part of us to want
to cooperate, to get along with and agree with others. Unfortunately,
sometimes this can go too far, and we'll agree with a group of people
even if what you're agreeing with is bad or doesn't make sense. But
the big two reasons are easy: the carrot and the stick. Smarter
animals, like humans, can be conditioned through rewards and
punishments to do and think pretty much anything. In religion,
generally there is a promised reward for believing and a stern
punishment for not believing. Ask a Christian about hell if you want
to know about their punishment. It's basically torture for all of
eternity. Pretty scary right?"
 
Timmy: "So they think you're going to be tortured forever?"
Will: "Most of them do, yes."
 
Timmy: "Why don't you believe?"
Will: "I'm not afraid of something for which there's no evidence and
I'm not motivated by something for which there's no evidence."
 
Timmy: "Okay, Entourage is on I've gotta go."
Will: Zzzzzzzzzz

All the tenants I interview aren't good enough (Broadway and Commercial)

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

I am a born again Christian. Why is this a problem for people????! I have a house that's MINE and I PAID FOR IT. I also have a basement apartment for rent. It's a great space for I'm charing very little for it, $480 monthly, for the right tenant. I know it's ILLEGAL to require a Christian in the apartment, against the human rights. That's why I NEVER put this in my ad. Why then does it keep getting taken down?

HERE IS THE AD I POSTED, AND THE AD THAT KEEPS GETTING REMOVED:

Available Immediately – Broadway and Commercial – Showing Saturday and Sunday – Email for directions and additional information.

What kind of apartment is it?

• One bedroom basement apartment with separate entrance
• Tastefully decorated with modern décor
• Approximately 650 square feet
• There is even a window! Security bars installed for your safety and to prevent unauthorized activity
• Closed circuit camera installed for security and safety. One in your suite, one at the entrance, and one in the exercise yard

Rent:
• $480.00 per month
• First month's rent + ½ month security deposit due at move in
• Small pet allowed with approval and payment of additional ½ month pet damage deposit
• One year lease permitted, option to renew lease at end of the term with no increase in rent
• LANDLORD'S SPECIAL! Move in before January 1st and don't pay for the remainder of December! That's significant savings.

Included in the rent:

• Electricity
• Heat – Maintained at 21 degrees with lock box to prevent unauthorized tampering. Additional heating available for $20.00 per extra degree of heating per month. You may not use your oven to heat the apartment. If you do, you will be fined $50.00 per occurrence.
• Air conditioning – Maintained at 25 degrees during the summer with lock box to prevent extra cooling from being dispensed. Additional cooling for sale for $20.00 per degree of cooling requested per month.
• 25" Zenith color television set with basic cable service - INCLUDED IN RENT!
• Wireless internet (with content filter applied to block forbidden/immoral websites) - INCLUDED IN RENT!
• Provision of coin laundry services - You will have your own personal coin laundry washer and dryer machines. Washers and dryers are paid using a token system. Tokens can be purchased through the landlord. Washer tokens cost $4.15 each and dryer tokens cost $3.60 each. You are not allowed to use foreign
currency or slugs in the washer and dryer. Violators will be fined $100.00 per infraction.

About us: (Landlords)

We are conservative, bible believing, God-fearing, born again, evangelical Christians. We interpret the bible literally in every way possible. We live a strict moral code and observe God's laws in our everyday life. My wife stays at home and teaches our home-schooled children. I work as a pastor at a local congregation and am active in the faith community.

About you: (Tenant)

• You are employed
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior
• You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle
• You do not have any criminal history
• You must have excellent character references
• You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.


Additional Rules/Conditions:

CLEANLINESS: You are responsible for the cleanliness and orderliness of
your apartment. Beds are to be made before leaving your suite,
countertops must be wiped down, and you must remove all trash. Upon
inspection, if the tenant's basement suite is not clean, the cost of
cleaning services plus a fine of $100.00 will be levied.
LIGHTS: The lights in your basement suite and in the day room are not to
be tampered with. If a light needs repair, report the condition to the
Landlord.
WAKE-UP: Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in
the suite will be turned on automatically.
LIGHTS OUT: Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm.
CONTRABAND: The following items are considered contraband – alcohol, illegal drugs, tobacco, weapons, lock picking equipment. If any contraband is discovered to be in your possession, you will be subject to a minimum $1,000.00 fine. In addition, your items will be confiscated permanently. Second offense – you will be evicted without notice. A bailiff will escort you and your belongings off the premises. Your security deposit will not be returned.
SMOKING: The basement suite is non-smoking. Anyone in possession of
tobacco products of any kind or any lighter or matches, will have their
contraband items confiscated and will be fined $100.00.
INSPECTIONS: The Landlord will conduct unannounced inspections to ensure
that these rules and regulations are being followed.
VISITATION: Visitation periods will be on Saturdays and Sundays from
1:00 p.m. until 3:00 p.m. All visitors and their vehicles are subject
to search while on landlord property. Refusal to allow a search can
result in their being barred from all future visitation privileges. All
visitors must sign the Visitor's Log. Unauthorized visitors will be
escorted from the property, and the tenant will be fined $250.00.
I.D. BRACELETS: Each tenant will be issued an I.D. bracelet with his/her
photograph. It must be worn at all times. If you lose your I.D.
bracelet or it is broken, you will be required to purchase a new one at
the nominal cost of $5.00.
EXERCISE YARD: The tenant will have access to the exercise yard in the
area to the back of the property for 2 hours per day from 4:00 pm to
6:00 pm. The tenant is not allowed to bring any personal property to
the exercise yard. Once the tenant leaves the exercise yard on a
particular day, he or she may not return. No boisterous behavior is
allowed in the exercise yard. There is no smoking allowed in the
exercise yard. Minimum fine for exercise yard infractions is $50.00.